innocent Chapstick

today i was innocently putting on my Chapstick that i got for free in one of my classes- well not one of my classes, my Social Work class (this is relevant info)-- so i was putting on my Chapstick when i see the girl sitting next to me looking at me with eyes of compassion. i smiled at her, a little confused, and kept on applying my lip moisturizer. i set the Chapstick down in front of me when i was finished and noticed the label read "hiding my pregnancy? We're here to help." and then gave the website. i burst out laughing and turned to my neighbor and said, "oh! no no, i got this for free!"..... she just nodded and smiled kindly...

that didn't help my case at all.

Then the guy in front of me turns and says to me, "it's going to be okay."

I explained with a very red face that it was GIVEN to me for free in one of my classes! annnnd.... now my class thinks i am pregnant and trying to hide it. not so good for my image. flip.