I know it's a problem

Ok so I have a little problem that i am fully aware of and i KNOW my limits with...

Because I am not the woman in this picture

Because I will never win a date with Tad Hamilton

and because I am not a candidate in the Make A Wish Foundation...

I am left with a medium sized empty space in my heart, and i fall asleep knowing that if these men could just MEET me, maybe they would ditch their hollywood lives and wives and run away with me. yes, i just know, they also feel this same emptiness in their hearts; and if only i could run across the beach and into their arms to tell them that the emptiness is is because they are missing ME in their lives! but since i sadly cannot do this (unless Oprah or Ellen or someone famous stumbles upon my humble little blog and decides to surprise me!!!!???) I will NOT go see this cutie on screen.

So THIS little movie going on, with this little dude, i absolutely refuse to see.

Why you ask? WHY? my friends all ask...

because i know my limits. and rumor on the street is that you fall madly in love with Justin after seeing this movie. people, obviously i have some issues with the three men above, and we are sorting things out. I CANNOT add another heart break, never going to have, trying to email Oprah to tell her why i deserve to meet them, head over heels crush on yet another celebrity.

I can't do it... I just can't. It only leads to heartache.

so good luck with everything little Bieber.

know that it is not personal, but i just have no more room for you in my, as you can see, complicated life.

Same goes with you Jimmer...

don't look at me that way,

I truly wish it could be different. it really is not you, it's me.