Dear Bluetooth Users,

I totally get that using a bluetooth while talking on the phone definitely allows both hands to be free therefore multitasking becomes a more plausible task. Also, it is much safer to drive while both hands are available. But you should know, that when you walk around town, sit on a park bench, shop, or stand in line while having a conversation with yourself... you look like you should be admitted immediately to the psych ward.

that's all.

Love,

The one who always answers back only to find they are not actually talking to me, or to themselves, but talking on an nearly invisible phone.

AWKWARD.